{"id":43,"date":"2006-05-22T08:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-22T13:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.80.208.152\/affiliateprogramadvice\/?p=43"},"modified":"2008-02-21T19:08:01","modified_gmt":"2008-02-22T00:08:01","slug":"what-is-efp-and-why-is-it-in-my-yoghurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.affiliateprogramadvice.com\/index.php\/2006\/05\/22\/what-is-efp-and-why-is-it-in-my-yoghurt\/","title":{"rendered":"What is EFP and why is it in my Yoghurt?"},"content":{"rendered":"

What is EFP and what\u2019s it doing in my Yoghurt?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Don\u2019t we just love those little marketing spin doctors beavering away, gnawing at their clients heels about their latest marketing ideas..(just for the record, I\u2019m one of those beavers, is that so wrong?<\/em>). I have just spotted on my
\nyoghurt carton, a yellow hour glass and in bold yellow print
\nwith<\/strong> EFP<\/strong>*<\/span> (I cant read the * bit, the lettering is too small,
\nok so I confess to being a blind beaver, does that now make me a mole?)<\/p>\n

Now I typically threw the outer wrapping of my six pack<\/strong>,
\nhard core strawberry yoghurt into the bin and Ill be darned if I go through my bin to retrieve it, if you have pets, partners and
\nteenagers, I’m sure you will relate.<\/p>\n

So what is EFP and what is it doing in my yoghurt, now I’m thinking hour glass…
\nMicrosoft, could
\nbe to do with the body shape. Nope I need to know more, so “hello google my old friend, I’ve come to surf with you again… “(Eat your
\nheart out Garfunkle, but does it come with EFP?) the following search terms brought back these answers and any one of them could
\npotentially be in my yoghurt!<\/p>\n

EFP<\/strong>, European Federation of Periodontology<\/strong> Journal of Clinical Periodontology<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.efp.net\/<\/a><\/p>\n

Ok any one know what this is and why it could be in my yoghurt? <\/strong><\/p>\n

England First Party<\/strong> Local Council Election Success.<\/p>\n

Lancashire. …<\/strong><\/p>\n

www.efp<\/strong>.org.uk<\/a><\/p>\n

Ok, its a drug and when digested, I look for scape goats and have a sudden urge to call all my kids Adolf<\/strong><\/p>\n

The first internet search engine for domain offers, which are for sale. We have over 1.500.000 domains in our database. If you have
\ndomains\/URLs to offer, …<\/strong>www.efp<\/strong>.co.uk<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/strong>Cool resource btw, so I have EFP yoghurt with search capabilities?<\/strong><\/p>\n

EFP<\/strong> is a custom manufacturer of custom molded packaging. Products are made of expanded polystyrene, expanded polypropylene,
\nexpanded polyethylene.<\/p>\n

www.efp<\/strong>corp.com<\/a><\/p>\n

Ok, when I eat my yoghurt, I turn into a giant plastic bag!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Welcome to the latest version of the Elite Fan Pages<\/strong>, launched on March 12th. …<\/strong> Visit the EFP<\/strong> now at our LJ
\nCommunity for more features. …<\/strong>www.elitefanpages.com<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/a>
\nWhen you eat this yoghurt you get
\nlisted on a portal, boring! Im kinda leaning towards the giant plastic bag thing.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ok I give up, I have eaten the offending yoghurt and I am waiting for the winds of change (better open a window, cant be too careful).<\/p>\n

twenty minutes on…. oh god, nooooooooo… hair is growing at rapid speed down my arms and back, nails elongating to lethal razor sharp points, mouth contorting, the pain…..god some one help me please….. arggggggggggggggggggg, get help…the EFP I finally know what it does…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<\/span>Ok if any one really knows what is in my yoghurt, let me know, cos I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family, with a great big
\nhug….<\/p>\n

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What is EFP and what\u2019s it doing in my Yoghurt? Don\u2019t we just love those little marketing spin doctors beavering away, gnawing at their clients heels about their latest marketing ideas..(just for the record, I\u2019m one of those beavers, is that so wrong?). I have just spotted on my yoghurt carton, a yellow hour glass […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.affiliateprogramadvice.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.affiliateprogramadvice.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.affiliateprogramadvice.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.affiliateprogramadvice.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.affiliateprogramadvice.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.affiliateprogramadvice.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.affiliateprogramadvice.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.affiliateprogramadvice.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.affiliateprogramadvice.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}